subconsciousroots: myskinnylove: Thank you, thank you, thank...

Tue, 19 Oct 2010 21:20:24 -0400

myskinnylove:

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

If you can’t guess what this statement is trying to portray, you, my friend, are a complete neanderthal.

This is what happens you’re too pro at glitching a Halo...

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 01:03:13 -0400

This is what happens you’re too pro at glitching a Halo game… you get a banhammer from Bungie (:

Gnomeister: My Day As a Garden Gnome

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 11:18:05 -0400

Gnomeister. At times, I think we all wish were garden gnomes. We could easily get away with observing and staring at whatever crosses our path with nonexistant to minor consequences. This my friends is myself as a garden gnome. The observations I made while in this state were quite astounding. The front yard of a home is much more critical to the bigger picture than we might think. Unfortunately, I was a garden gnome in a lawn neglected, uncared for, and downright trashy. Those who walked by on their daily jogs or walking of the dog stared at the lawn in utter abhorrence. Those people probably made the assumption that the people inside the house were trashy and careless. In fact, they DID make those assumptions. As a garden gnome, I heard everything they had to say and they had no knowing that I did. “This yard is disgusting, probably a bunch of lazy pigs living in that house,” stated one middle aged white woman sporting a sports bra and spandex workout shorts which were much too short and delved deeply into her abnormally deep buttcrack. This tenure as a garden gnome revealed much more than how a front lawn reflects those living inside the house behind it. In fact, this isn’t about front lawns at all, it’s about appearance and how people are quick to judge a book by its cover. Who knows, maybe that dirty hobo who smells of cottage cheese and looks like a vanilla wafer that was rubbed across the floor of the local high school isn’t actually a dirty hobo… maybe he’s a businessman or CEO trying to make a statement. I’m just kidding. If you’re dirty, GTFO, nobody wants you around, you “I’m too lazy to shower” lazy bum you. Dirtiness is a sign of negligence, and negligence with one’s personal hygiene is a sign of someone who lacks self-respect and the common courtesy to wash their body so we don’t have to look at them with repugnance and smell them while they stand next to us. Wash yourselves, dirty knaives!

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subconsciousroots: myskinnylove: Thank you, thank you, thank...

This is what happens you’re too pro at glitching a Halo...

Gnomeister: My Day As a Garden Gnome